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profile You can say whatever you want to say but type more than you could ever type because the more you type the nicer it'll look so just go on and on and on and on on typing this chunk like hi i am a girl who likes shiny things like diamonds and glitter i like nice boys and actually i am a witch in disguise this skin is inspired from mintyapple which is a community for skins. archives August 2004 January 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 September 2008 November 2008 January 2009 September 2009 affiliates affiliate affiliate affiliate affiliate affiliate tagboard credits you can remove this if you don't have a conscience. i assure you i will not hunt you down. skin by: Jane |
Saturday, March 24, 2007 @ 12:14 AM
couples having lesser sex knicked this off friendster.. kinda funny to me Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING....... ======================================= TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't come with energy 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe. Wednesday, March 21, 2007 @ 9:54 PM
to study or to work? was talking to my strawbere just now.. nice session.. bt den it makes me wonder whether i wanna study not again.. hahas cos i know i wanna work in the sales line.. so does it need a lot of education? nope? paper qualification cant justify how well can one do sales.. so hw hw hw? Sunday, March 18, 2007 @ 1:12 AM
happy birthday buddy!! but im sorry i had to leave early.. i hope u have enjoyed yourself =) pardon me for saying those "jealous, childish things" i was saying it in the name of fun.. and even the invite thingy oso. cos KNOW U SO LONG LIAO STILL NID TO SO FORMAL MEH!!!??!! too bad jinx*d still not full strength.. we will make an effort to come out and chill oki? u're still at the hotel, hope you're not drunk. HAPPY 23rd! with love dAv, AW DA WEI (chao pui ji) -D Sunday, March 11, 2007 @ 12:25 PM
1 x tear, 2 x calls, 3 x cough medicine was a good boy yesterday.. took my medicine 3 times as per instructed by the doctor.. went to keynes shop opening, accompanied my friend to get a bag, went home, bought dinner.. went to serangoon north, gt my hammies a new cage. went to town, had 2 pots of tea from coffee club, catched up with big bird n elmo.. hahas.. reached home and slept only at 3+. bt that's nt the point. received 2 calls from my frd, A. A was crying very badly.. when i first picked up the call i was still kinda stoning due to the medicine. but i knew something was very wrong for A to call me den. A was crying very badly.. and i used my lousy counselling skills to talk to A. I knew what had happened and i felt that B was being a jerk for doing that. A hung up the phone to get a cab.. i tried to call A cos i havent heard news from A for quite a while.. den i called A bt A hung up the phone.. den A called again.. after a very short conversation, A n B were fighting.. and den A said about the fight A had with C because of B. at the moment, i teared.. cos i knew even den A n C still somehow cared for each other though they dun say it. they treasure each other quite dearly.. and when B was shouting at A, i was changing myself up preparing myself cos i wanted to go pick A up(though im kinda broke =X) but A said no need. A n B fought for quite long i guess.. and i waited for a to text n call me before i went back to bed.. is this quite confusing? cos i cant be bothered to simplify it for u.. *names were changed to a, b n c to protect their identities Thursday, March 08, 2007 @ 1:29 PM
im studying i've decided to take a degree in human resource and marketing, its a double major, awarded by murdoch university. have a say, what do you think of this degree? http://www.sma.edu.sg/programmes-f014.asp Sunday, March 04, 2007 @ 2:33 PM
dreamgirls have u caught the movie dreamgirls? i watched it at marina square yesterday(and i tink i saw ivan ng) anyway think the show is not very fantastic quite over rated.. haa~ Jennifer Hudson gt a lil irritating after a while.. life's kinda boring.. im sorry im having such crappy entries.. cos there's nuttin much to blog about. Keynes is opening his Voxy Nails - mani n pedi shop.. duh!(franchise i think) on next sat. im gonna go down and support him.. =) |