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profile You can say whatever you want to say but type more than you could ever type because the more you type the nicer it'll look so just go on and on and on and on on typing this chunk like hi i am a girl who likes shiny things like diamonds and glitter i like nice boys and actually i am a witch in disguise this skin is inspired from mintyapple which is a community for skins. archives August 2004 January 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 September 2008 November 2008 January 2009 September 2009 affiliates affiliate affiliate affiliate affiliate affiliate tagboard credits you can remove this if you don't have a conscience. i assure you i will not hunt you down. skin by: Jane |
Sunday, July 09, 2006 @ 3:38 PM
just for laughs - dictionary received this mail from my friend, some are just funny, but not those extremely funny ones, hope you'll enjoy it! ******* Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accident all falls into a river. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. .. |